[Jokes] - Uche stole a goat, he was arrested and taken to court.

➤Uche stole a goat, he was arrested and taken to Court.

JUDGE: Gentleman, are you guilty or not guilty?

UCHE: My Lord, I’m not guilty.

JUDGE: How come you were arrested and brought before the court for stealing a goat?

UCHE: My Lord, I was just passing by Mr. Denny's house and I saw a very big rope tied to a tree. I said to myself, "maybe the tree is trying to commit suicide," so I rescued the tree and took the rope home. 

My Lord… I swear I didn’t realise there was a goat tied to the rope until now! ☺


The Judge Freed UCHE.